Červenec 2008

HSM What I've been looking for

31. července 2008 v 8:38 | Dilča
What I've Been Looking For
Ryan:
It's hard to believe
That I couldn't see

Together:
You were always there beside me
Thought I was alone
With no one to hold
But you were always right beside me

Sharpay:
This feelings like no other

Together:
I want you to know

I've never had someone that knows me like you do
the way you do
I've never had someone as good for me as you
no one like you so lonely before I finally found
what i've been looking for

Sharpay:
So good to be seen

So good to be heard

Together:
Don't have to say a word

Ryan:
For so long I was lost
So good to be found

Together:
I'm loving having you around

Ryan:
This feeling's like no other

Together:
I want you to know

I've never had someone that knows me like you do
The way you do
I've never had someone as good for me as you
No one like you
So lonely before, I finally found
what I've been looking for

Together:
Doo Doo DooDoo
Doo Doo DooDoo
Do Do

Woa-ah-ah-oh

Doo Doo DooDoo
Doo Doo DooDoo
Do Do

Woa-ah-ah-o

HSM Bet on it

30. července 2008 v 21:55 | Dilča
Bet on it
Everybody's always talking at me
Everybody's trying to get in my head
I wanna listen to my own heart talking
I need to count on myself instead

Chorus:
Did you ever?
Loose yourself to get what you want
Did you ever?
Get on a ride and wanna get off
Did you ever?
Push away the ones you should've held close
Did you ever let go?
Did you ever not know?

I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan
Will I find what I lost?
You know you can
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
(Bet on me)

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

How will I know if there's a path worth taking?
Should I question every move I make?
With all I've lost my heart is breaking
I don't wanna make the same mistake

Chorus:
Did you ever?
Doubt your dream will ever come true
Did you ever?
Blame the world and never blame you
I will never
Try to live a lie again
I don't wanna win this game if I can't play it my way

I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
(Who I am)
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan
(That's my plan)
Will I find what I lost?
You know you can
(You know you can)
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on me

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

Oh,Hold up
Give me room to think
Bring it on down
Gotta work on my swing
Gotta do my own thing
Hold up

It's no good at all
To see yourself and not recognize your face
Out on my own, it's such a scary place

The answers are all inside of me
All I gotta do is believe

I'm not gonna stop
Not gonna stop 'til I get my shot
That's who I am, that is my plan
Will I end up on top?
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it
You can bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say
Bet on it, bet on it
Bet on it, bet on it

You can bet on me

HSM Something new

30. července 2008 v 21:51 | Dilča

Something New
[Troy:]
Living in my own world
Didn't understand
That anything can happen
When you take a chance
[Gabriella:]
I never believed in
What I couldn't see
I never opened my heart (oh)
To all the possibilities (oh)
[Ambos:]
I know
[Gabriella:]
That something has changed
[Ambos:]
Never felt this way
[Gabriella:]
And right here tonight
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
[Ambos:] To be here with you (oh)
And now looking in your eyes
[Gabriella:]
I feel in my heart
[Troy]: Feel in my heart
[Ambos:]
The start of something new
[Troy:]
Oh, yeah,
Now who'd of ever thought that
[Ambos:]
We'd both be here tonight (oh)
[Gabriella (Troy):]
Yeah, and the world looks so much brighter (brighter, brighter)
[Ambos:]
Oh, with you by my side
I know that something has changed
Never felt this way
[Gabriella:]
I know it for real
[Ambos:]
This could be the start
Of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you (oh)
And now looking in your eyes
I feel in my heart (feel it in my heart)
[Gabriella:]
The start of something new
[Troy:]
I never knew that it could happen
Till it happened to me (whoaaaooh yeah)
[Ambos:]
I didn't know it before
[Gabriella]
But now it's easy to
[Ambos]
See (Ohh)
[Ambos:]
It's the start of something new
It feels so right
To be here with you (oh)
[Ambos:]
And now looking in your eyes (looking in your eyes)
I feel in my heart (feel in my heart)
That it's the start
Of something new
It feels so right
[Gabriella:]
To be here with you (oh)
[Ambos:]
And now looking in your eyes (looking in your eyes)
[Gabriella (Troy):]
I feel in my heart (feel in my heart)
[Gabriela:]
The start of something new
[Troy:]
The start of something new
[Ambos:]
Start of something new
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Thank*s

30. července 2008 v 21:45 | Dilča


Dékuju veeeEEry mač:D♥♥♥

HSM Breaking free

30. července 2008 v 21:41 | Dilča
Breaking free
Troy:
We're soarin', flyin'
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach

Gabriella:
If we're trying
So we're breaking free

Troy:
You know the world can see us
In a way that's different than who we are

Gabriella:
Creating space between us
'Til we're separate hearts

Both:
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe

Chorus #1

Troy:
We're breakin' free
Gabriella:
We're soarin'
Troy:
Flyin'
Both:
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
Troy:
If we're trying
Both:
Yeah, we're breaking free
Troy:
Oh, we're breakin' free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh
Troy:
Can you feel it building
Like a wave the ocean just can't control
Gabriella:
Connected by a feeling
Ohhh, in our very souls
Both:
Rising 'til it lifts us up
So every one can see

Chorus #2

Troy: We're breakin' free
Gabriella: We're soarin'
Troy: Flyin'
Both:
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
Troy:
If we're trying
Yeah we're breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh runnin'
Troy:
Climbin'
To get to that place
Both:
To be all that we can be
Troy:
Now's the time
Both:So we're breaking free
Troy:
We're breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhh , yeah

Troy:
More than hope
More than faith
Gabriella:
This is true
This is fate
And together

Both:
We see it comin'
Troy:
More than you
More than me

Gabriella:
Not a want, but a need
Both:
Both of us breakin' free

Chorus #3

Gabriella: Soarin'
Troy: Flyin'
Both:
There's not a star in heaven
That we can't reach
If we're trying
Troy: Yeah we're breaking free
Gabriella:
Breaking free
Were runnin'
Troy:
Ohhhh, climbin'
Both:
To get to the place
To be all that we can be
Now's the time
Troy: Now's the time
Gabriella: So we're breaking free
Troy: Ohhh, we're breaking free
Gabriella: Ohhhh

Both:
You know the world can see us
In a way that's different than who we are

HSM Every day

30. července 2008 v 21:38 | Dilča
Every day
Once in a lifetime means there`s no second chance
So I believe that you and me should grab it while we can
Make it last forever and never give it back,
It`s our turn, and I`m loving where we`re at.
Because this moment`s really all we have,
Everyday of our lives,

wanna find you there wanna hold on tight
Gonna run, While we`re young
And keep the faith ? Everyday,
from right now gonna use our voices
And scream out loud,
take my hand, together we will celebrate,
celebrate.. ooh, everyday.

They say that you should follow
And chase down what you dream,
But if you get lost and lose yourself ,
What does it really mean?
Oh, no matter where we`re going.
Oh yeah, it starts from where we are.
There `s more to life when we listen to our hearts.
And because of you I`ve got the strength to start.
Yeah, yeah yeah!!!

Everyday of our lives,
wanna find you there wanna hold on tight
Gonna run, While we`re young
And keep the faith ? ooh, Everyday,
from right now gonna use our voices
And scream out loud,
take my hand, together we will celebrate,
celebrate.. ooh, everyday.

We`re taking it back,
We`re doing it here together!
It`s better like that,
And stronger now than ever!
We`re not gonna lose,
?Cause we get to choose
That`s how it`s gonna be!

Everyday of our lives
wanna find you there wanna hold on tight
Gonna run, While we`re young
And keep the faith ? Keep the faith
Everyday of our lives
wanna find you there wanna hold on tight gonna run,
While we`re young and keep the faith ? ooh yeah.. Everyday,
from right now gonna use our voices and scream out loud,
take my hand, together we will celebrate, everyday..
live everyday, Oh everyday love Everyday Oh everyday..
Live everyday.. na na everyday, love Everyday!
Oh yeah yeah!
I'm singing,Everyday! Everyday!
Everyday! Everyday!
Everyday!Everyday!Everyday! Everyday

HSM You are the music......sharpay version

30. července 2008 v 21:36 | Dilča

You are the music in me (Sharpay version)

Na na na na
Na na na na yeah
You are the music in me
You know the words
"Once Upon A Time"
Make you listen?
There's a reason.
When you dream there's a chance you'll find
A little laughter
or happy ever after
yeah harmony to the melody
It's echoing inside my head
A single voice (Single voice)
Above the noise
And like a common thread
Hmm, you're pulling me
When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong
Oh, you are the music in me
Yeah it's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
Because you are the music in me
Na na na na (Ohh)
Na na na na na
Yeah yeah yeah
(Na na na na)
You are the music in me
It's like I knew you before we met (Before we met)
Can't explain it (Ohh ohh)
There's no name for it (No name for it)
I'm saying words I never said
And it was easy (So easy)
Because you see the real me (I see)
As I amYou understand
And that's more than I've ever known
To hear your voice (Hear your voice)
Above the noise (Ohh ohh)
And no, I'm not alone
Oh you're singing to me (Ohh yeah)
When I hear my favorite song
I know that we belong (Yeah ohh)
You are the music in me
It's living in all of us
And it's brought us here because
You are the music in me
Together we're gonna sing (Yeah)
We got the power to sing what we feel (What we feel)
Connected and real
Can't keep it all inside (Ohh)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah (Na na na na)
You are the music in me (In me)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me
When I hear my favorite song (Favorite song)
I know that we belong (We belong)
You are the music in me
Yeah it's living in all of us
It's brought us here because (Here because)
You are the music in me
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na (Ohh yeah)
Na na na na
You are the music in me (Yeah)

HSM Fabilos

30. července 2008 v 21:30 | Dilča

Fabulous

[Sharpay]
Its out with the old and in with the new,
Goodbye clouds of Gray, hello skies of blue
A dip in the pool, a trip to the spa
Endless days in my chaise
The whole world according to moi
Excuse Me, Thank You
Iced tea imported from England,
Lifeguards imported from Spain,
Towels imported from Turkey,
Turkey imported from Maine,

[Sharpay and Ryan]
We're gonna relax and renew,

[Sharpay]
You, go, do!

I want fabulous,
That is my simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
I need something inspiring to help me get along,
I need a little fabulous is that so wrong?

Fetch me my jimmy choo flip flops,
Where is my pink prada tote?
I need my tiffany hairband,
And then I can go for a float.

[Ryan and Sharpettes]
A summer like never before

[Sharpay]
I want more!

[Ryan and Sharpettes]
She wants fabulous,
That is her simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
She needs something inspiring to help her get along,
She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?

Fabulous pool, fabulous splash,
Fabulous parties even fabulous trash,
Fabulous fashion, fabulous bling,
She's got to have fabulous everything.

[Ryan and Sharpay]
Nothing to Discuss
Everything's got to be perfect.

[Sharpay]
For me

[Ryan]
She wants fabulous,
That is her simple request,
All things fabulous,
Bigger and better and best,
She needs something inspiring to help her get along,
She needs a little fabulous is that so wrong?

[Sharpay]
This won't do, that's a bore,
That's insulting, I need more!
I need, I need,
I need, I need,
I need, I need

I Need FABULOUS!

[Sharpettes]
Fabulous Hair, fabulous style,
Fabulous eyes and that fabulous smile.

[Sharpay]
I like what I see,
I like it a lot

Is this absolutely fabulous?

[Sharpettes]
Fabulous, Fabulous, Fabulous?

[Sharpay]
Absolutely... NOT

HSM Bop to the top

30. července 2008 v 21:26 | Dilča

Bop to the top

Ryan:]
Mucho Gusto
[Sharpay:]
Aye que fabulosa
Rrrrr aye aye AYE
[Ryan:]
Arrriba
[Sharpay:]
¿Quieres bailar?
[Ryan:]
Mirame
[Sharpay:]
I believe in dreaming
Shooting for the stars
[Ryan:]
Baby to be number one
You got to raise the bar
[Sharpay:]
Kicking and a scratching
Grinding out my best
[Ryan:]
Anything it takes to climb
The ladder of success
[Ambos:]
Work our tails off everyday
Gotta bump the competition
Blow them all away
[Ryan:]
Caliente
[Sharpay:]
Suave
[Sharpay:]
Yeah we're gonna
[Ambos:]
Bop bop bop, bop to the top
[Ryan:]
Slippin' slidin', ride that rhythm
[Ambos:]
Jump and hop
Hop until we drop
[Sharpay:]
And start again
[Ambos:]
Zip zap zop, pop like a mop
[Ryan:]
Scoot around the corner
Move it to the groove
Until the music stops
[Ambos:]
Do the bop bop bop
To the top
Don't ever stop
Bop to the top
Gimme gimme shimmy shimmy
Shake some booty and turn around
Flash a smile in their direction
[Sharpay:]
Show some muscle
[Ryan:]
Do the hustle
[Sharpay:]
Yeah we're gonna
[Ambos:]
Bop bop bop, bop to the top
[Ryan:]
Wipe away your inhibitions
[Ambos:]
Stump stump stump, do the rump
[Sharpay:]
And strut your stuff
[Ambos:]
Bop bop bop, straight to the top
We're going for the glory
[Ryan:]
We'll keep stepping up and we just won't stop
[Sharpay:]
stop
[Ambos:]
Till we reach the top
Bop to the top

HSM What time is it??

30. července 2008 v 21:19 | Dilča
What time is it?? Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron in
What time is it?
Summertime
It's our vacation
What time is it?
Party time
That's right, say it loud
What time is it?
The time of our lives
Anticipation
What time is it?
Summertime
School's out, scream and shout!
[Troy]
Finally summer's here
Good to be chiilin' out
I'm off the clock
The pressures out
Now my girl's what it's all about
[Gabriella]
Ready for some sunshine
For my heart to take a chance
I'm here to stay
Not movin' away
Ready for a summer romance
[Troy and Gabriella]
Everybody ready, going crazy, yeah we're out
Come on and let me hear you say it now, right now
What time is it?
Summertime
It's our vacation
What time is it?
Party time
That's right, say it loud
What time is it?
The time of our lives
Anticipation
What time is it?
Summertime
School's out, scream and shout!
[Sharpay]
We've got no rules
No summer school
I'm free to shop till I drop
[Ryan]
It's an education vacation
[Sharpay and Ryan]
And the party never has to stop
[Sharpay]
We've got things to do
I'll see you soon
[Ryan]
And we're really gonna miss you all
[Sharpay]
I'll see you and you
[Ryan]
And you and you
[Sharpay and Ryan]
Bye bye until next fall
[Sharpay]
Bye bye
[Sharpay and Ryan]
Everybody ready going crazy yeah we're out
Come on and let me here you say it now right now
What time is it?
Summertime
It's our vacation
What time is it?
Party time
That's right, say it loud
What time is it?
The time of our lives
Anticipation
What time is it?
Summertime
School's out, scream and shout!
[Troy and Gabriella]
No more wakin' up at 6 am
'Cause now our time is all our own
[Sharpay and Ryan]
Enough already, we're waiting come on let's go
[All]
Out of control
[Others]
All right
Everybody
Yeah
Come on
[All]
School pride lets show it
The champions we know it
Wildcats
Are the best
Red white and gold
When it's time to win we do it
We're number one we proved it
Let's live it up
Party down
That's what the summer's all about
[All]
What time is it?
[Gabriella]
Summertime is finally here
[All]
Let's celebrate
[Troy and Gabriella]
We wanna hear you loud and clear now
[All]
School's out
[Chad and Taylor]
We can sleep as late as we want to
[All]
It's party time
[Troy, Gabriella, Sharpay, Ryan, Chad, and Taylor]
Now we can do whatever we wanna do
[All]
What time is it
It's summertime
We're lovin' it
Come on and say okay now
what time is it
It's party time
Let's go and have
The time of our lives (more) (less)
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HSM All for one

30. července 2008 v 21:16 | Dilča

On mike, from left, Cobin Bleu, Ashley Tisdale, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, Lucas Grabeel and Monique Coleman.

All for one

[Troy]
The summer that we wanted

[Ryan]
Yeah, we finally got it!
[Chad]
Now's the time we get to share
[Sharpay]
Each day we'll be together
[Taylor]
Now until forever,
[Gabriella]
So everybody, everywhere
[Danielle]
Let's take it to the beach
[Troy, Chad, and Ryan]
Take it together
[Gabriella, Sharpay, and Taylor]
[All For One Lyrics on
[Troy, Chad, and Ryan]
We're stronger this time,
been there for each other
[Gabriella, Sharpay, and Taylor]
Everything's just right
[All]
Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun! Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!
[Sharpay]
Summertime together,
[Taylor]
Now we're even closer
[Gabriella]
That's the way it's meant to be
[Chad]
Oh, we're just getting started
[Ryan]
Come and join the party
[Troy]
You deserve it, same as me
[Danielle]
Let's take it to the beach
[Troy, Chad, and Ryan]
Take it together
[Gabriella, Sharpay, and Taylor]
Let's celebrate today 'cause there'll never be another
[Troy, Chad, and Ryan]
We're stronger this time,
been there for each other
[Gabriella, Sharpay, and Taylor]
Everything's just right
[All]
Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all and all for one!
All for one, one!
[Guys]
Everybody up!
[Girls]
Everybody rock it!
[Guys]
Take it from the top!
[Girls]
And never ever stop it!
[Guys]
It's not about the future
[Girls]
It's not about the past
[All]
It's makin' every single day
Last and last and last!
Fun and sun'What could be better?
[Danielle]
Let's have fun
Everyone together now!
[All]
Everybody, e-everybody now!
This is where our summer really begins
The very last time it's ever gonna be like this
It's the party you don't wanna miss!
[Guys]
Guys rise!
Show 'em we can make some moves, hey!
[Girls]
Girls!
Show 'em we know how to groove, oh!
[Guys]
Here
[Girls]
and now
[Guys]
Let's turn the party
[Girls]
Out!
[Guys and Girls]
Everybody jump in!
[All]
Everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Everybody, one for all, everybody all for one,
A real summer has just begun!
Let's rock and roll and just let go,
feel the rhythm of the drums
We're gonna have fun in the sun
Now that all the hard work, work is done!
Come on, everyone let's dance!
We can't let this moment pass!
Let's make this party last!
All for one!
All! For! One!
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30. července 2008 v 17:00 | Dilča

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30. července 2008 v 16:46 | Dilča
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30. července 2008 v 16:37 | Dilča |  Rofl:D
Ptá se Mánička Pepíčka: "Věříš mi, že mě přinesl čáp?" A Pepíček: "Věřím, proč ne, já myslím že je to individuální. O mě například maminka říká, že jsem vypadl tatínkovi z oka."
Paní prodavačko, mohl bych dostat krabičku sardinek?" "A přejete si marocké, španělské, portugalské nebo francouzské?" "Na tom nesejde. Mluvit s nima nebudu."
Lord Smith přistihne lupiče ve svém domě u trezoru. Sundá ze stěny bambitku, namíří jí na zloděje a praví: "Sire, pokud okamžitě neopustíte můj dům, budu nucen dojít do loveckého salónku pro náboje!"
Sedí dědek s babkou před domem a čtou noviny. Dědek povídá: "Tady píšou, že taková raketa tomahawk stojí 15 000 dolarů." Babka na to: " Dědku, to by bylo štěstí, kdyby nám přistála na zahradě."
Přijde Pepíček do lékárny a povídá: "Nemáte něco proti bolesti?" "A k čemupak ti bude?" "K ničemu. To jen pro jistotu. Tatínek si totiž prohlíží mou žákovskou knížku

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30. července 2008 v 16:25 | Dilča |  Rofl:D
Učitelka k žákovi: "Časuj nám sloveso chodit!" "Chodím ... chodíš.... chodí..." "Rychleji!" Pobídne ho učitelka. "Běžím... běžíš.... běží..."

Pololetní prázdniny tráví žáci IV.B na horách. Hned první den vyrazí všichni na sjezdovku. Mezi prvními ji sjíždí šplhoun Evžen. Odvážný sešup! Pozdě však zahlédne velký hrbol, tak se jen stačí přikrčit. Nic to nepomůže a už letí. Přistane na stromě a než se vzpamatuje, přidrží ho ve větvích něčí ruce a tichý hlas mu do ucha zašeptá: "Ani muk! Mlč a zírej! To bude sranda, za tebou jede náš ředitel!"

Víte jaký je rozdíl mezi školou a věznicí?
Žádný v obou sedíte a nevíte za co.

Pan učitel jde s třídou na vlastivědnou procházku lesem, když tu uvidí ohryzaný stromek a ptá se Pepíčka Kalianků: "Můžeš mi říci, kdo tohle udělal?" - "Já nechci žalovat, ale určitě to byl někdo z Béčka!"

Rozhovor učitele a žáka: "Proč jsi přišel pozdě do školy?" - "Protože jsem vyšel pozdě z domu." - "A proč jsi nepřišel dřív?" - "Protože už bylo pozdě, abych vyšel dřív!"